Dan Seifert has vowed to eat his Blackberry Bold if Blackberry isn’t profitable by 2016. While this may seem like a surprising bet to make, it’s far from his first one. Previously, Dan vowed to eat his left foot if Google ever did more than just create a search engine, eat his own parents if the government ever breached our privacy, and eat his childhood memories if Facebook beat Myspace.

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