unnamed (6)The titular beach bum in Beach God doesn’t have a name, but he looks like a Chad. I’m going to call him Chad. Chad is hoping to impress the voluptuous ladies strolling past his tiki bar, using the time-honored technique of flexing his biceps and pectorals. His motivation might not be entirely lust-driven, because if just one of the ladies passes him when he’s not flexing, he literally dies of embarrassment.

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