Stephen Colbert isn’t scheduled to come back to TV until September, when he takes over as host of The Late Show, but that hasn’t kept the workaholic comedian away from the small screen. Over the past few months Colbert has teased his new show by shaving his beard on camera and cropped up on public access TV in Michigan, interviewing a mildly bemused Eminem during a 40-minute broadcast. Now Colbert — the human, not the character — has taken to the internet to weigh in on yesterday’s news of stock exchange meltdowns and grounded flights.

The clip, published on The Late Show‘s YouTube account and official site, shows Colbert surrounded by bottled water, dried food, rope, and bottles labeled “urine” — everything he needs to survive the…

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